1. reblog if you’re single as fuck

  2. irvinatorr:

    wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

    (via maristan)


  3. chrssy:

    show up to your funeral like


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  4. "I don’t mind getting naked or seeing you naked. I don’t mind talking about sex or having sex or never having sex. I don’t mind my body or your body with mine. I don’t mind your sweaty palms, your chapped lips, your dirty tongue. I don’t mind your noisy music, your crappy poetry, your soiled shoes and ugly handwriting. I don’t mind 2ams and late night phone calls, stolen kisses and white lies. I don’t mind your half-eaten donut, frozen teabags and sticky hair. I want your toothbrush’s head leaning towards mine. I want your 4am back massage. Cup my breasts and don’t say they’re small. I already know that. Kiss me once and kiss me more. Pretend what we’re doing is illegal. It’s always good to be caught with our mouths tied together like handcuffs. Dry your cheeks and make me bleed. Crave me. Crave me. Crave me."
    — (via thewastedgeneration)

    (Source: talkingoutsoft, via maristan)

  7. hoedere:


    what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

    god’s work

    (via fuckedupknowledge)


  9. rnicrophone:


    cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

    me: you said i got one phone call


    (via fuckedupknowledge)

  10. jeanmarcoing:

    did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via fuckedupknowledge)